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Back From Oblivion

It's been a long time. A very long time. If any of my old readers still visit, I'd like to let you know that I've not dropped off the edge of the world. One of the things that kept me busy for so long was designing and writing the website for my local parish. It involved, shall we say, rather more work than I had anticipated. However, it's now up and running and it's where most of my internet activities will be taking place from now on. I'd like to invite you to come over and take a look.

To keep you going

Having the uncertainty over Minimus minor's health finally come to an end, I thought that I would then be able to devote plenty of time to writing profound, erudite and possibly even funny posts for you all. But, er, it hasn't quite worked out that way. I must apologise for my absence, but it looks like I will be hard pushed to do more than post occasionally over the next few weeks, the reason being that I am setting up a website for my parish. When I say 'I am setting up' let me hasten to add that all the hard technical work is being done by another parishioner. I, on the other hand, have to provide most of the written content. Before this I had not the slightest inkling as to how much writing goes into even a small website. Well, I now know better. Unfortunately, this is consuming most of my free time, leaving little for blogging. I'll do my best to post but in the meantime, can I recommend to you two new sites from friends of this blog that you might like to check.

The Cacoethes Scribendi group blog is proving more fissiparous than a lonely amoeba, and has spawned two daughter sites: Chad's On the Silent Planet, which is particularly strong on the intersection of religion and science, and Bekah's The Road Well Traveled, which is likely to follow Bekah's journey into becoming a midwife, as well as taking a firm interest in pro-life matters.

Another friend of this blog, Paulinus, has also started his own site, but for the life of me I can't find the address. If you drop by, Paulinus, please leave a link in comments so I can add it: it's great to have another British Catholic blog, even if it's yet another Scottish one.

We'll meet again, some sunny day

Well, I seem to be writing lots of these apologies for lack of blog content recently, so here's another one. I do appreciate the fact that people are still dropping by to check what's happening despite the relative lack of updates, and I'm even more pleased to be able to tell you that Minimus minor is over his chest infection and we are now waiting for a new date for his operation, hopefully some time in the next few weeks. To be honest, I'm not that likely to return to daily posts until after the operation (apart from anything else, this waiting takes up so much of one's emotional energy that there's little left over for thinking of things to write about) but maybe I can place quality above quantity during this period. There are a couple of things that have occurred to me recently, so given time there should be a few posts over the next couple of days. Thanks again. (And a special hello to Sharon, who spotted the Vera Lynn quote last time!)

The unpronounceable disorder

It's been a somewhat longer period of silence than I had expected, for which my apologies. As I mentioned, the first reason for this blogging break was work related: an approaching deadline that brooked no delay. But that target date was met (just) last Friday, and nearly a week's gone by since then. So why the continued silence? Well, this is family related. You see, the younger Minimus Minor was due to have quite a major operation today, but it's all been postponed, again.

This all goes back to Mrs Minimus's first ultra sound scan, at 20 weeks. We were not expecting any problems with this second pregnancy, so I didn't take any time off work to accompany her. What they discovered there, and was later confirmed when we were transferred to a specialist pediatric hospital in south London, was that our son had a potentially fatal condition called congenital cystic adenomatoid malformation, where a mass of cysts develop instead of proper lung tissue. There is a peculiar sort of humiliation in knowing that your child might be killed by a disorder you can't even pronounce. What we saw in the ultra sound scans was a left lung that appeared bright, hard white, and swoolen so much that rather than his heart being on the left side of his body, it was pushed over onto the right. This, of course, is one of the areas where the condition can prove fatal: the heart is placed under such pressure during pregnancy that it develops what's called foetal hydrops, and fails. Thankfully, the first scans at Kings College Hospital (the specialists in this field) indicated that the heart was not under undue pressure. Still, the key thing was what happened during the following weeks. Would the cysts continue to expand, until the heart, crushed against the ribs, gave up the struggle?

One of the peculiarities me and Mrs Minimus found in our response to these problems was how paralysed we both felt. It was only with the greatest difficulty that either of us could muster a prayer at all. Thankfully, though, we had many other people praying for the child, and over the weeks of pregnancy it seemed that the infected area of left lung was not expanding with respect to the rest of the little lad's growing body: that is, everything was growing at the same rate. However, when the nine months eventually came to an end (and they were a long time ending) and the time came for Mrs Minimus to give birth, we still had no idea what sort of condition the little chap would be in. The doctors seemed to be of the opinion that he would have difficulty breathing, and might well need immediate surgery to remove the effected area of lung tissue.

When he did emerge into the world, Minimus very minor, was, literally, bright blue. I don't know if you've seen popular prints of the god Krishna. If not, google some images. The lad was that colour exactly, the blue of an Indian sky swept clean by monsoon rains. Normally, when a baby is born, the mother is rewarded for all her efforts with the baby being placed on her chest. In this case, the midwife dipped him towards my wife's mid section, and then he was whipped away by the doctors into a corner, where the (possibly unnecessarily large) team that had gathered for his birth worked on him.

A few breaths and the baby went from bright blue to mottled white and grey. But he was breathing. A day or two in intensive care followed, but he seemed to be breathing without any difficulty on his own, so we were allowed to take him home, with the proviso that we had to return in a couple of weeks for a CAT scan to see what had happened to the cysts in his left lung.

When we had our first scan at 20 weeks, all we could see of his left lung was infected tissue, the hard white of microscopic cysts broken by an occasional dark space indicating a larger cyst. Now, at his CAT scan, it seemed that only some 10-15% of the left lung was effected. We were told that nothing more needed to be done at the moment, but he would be scanned again in a year's time. Over the weeks following Mrs Minimus and I came to the conclusion that all those prayers had worked: for from the time we first knew about the condition, and people began to pray, it seemed that the cysts had stopped growing while everything else around them continued developing, so that the relative area they occupied gradually reduced.

Minimus minor proved a healthy little chap, so when he went for further scans (at 18 months rather than a year – the hospital forgot about us and only some chasing reminded them that our boy was supposed to be monitored and scanned again) we expected only more of the same: a further reduction in the relative volume of the cysts as Minimus minor grew around them.

That was not the case. The cysts now took up some 60% of the left lung, and the doctor advised that they should be removed.

It's a strange thing to be told that your son, not yet two, who is showing no signs of illness whatsoever, requires major surgery and the removal of most of a lung. If he was obviously ill one would have no doubts about the correct course of action, but I must admit that I became, again, almost paralysed with fears and phantoms. Half remembered stories of botched operations haunted my mind. Was I, his father, whose duty was to protect his children, sending my son to his death to protect him from the effects of a disorder that as yet seemed to have had no effect on him?

Well, a date was set for the end of October, and a talk with the consultant eased some of my fears, although the imaginings seemed beyond the reach of rational argument. And then the hospital cancelled the operation. Another, more urgent, case, required the surgical slot. We were put on the waiting list. And during this winter that is just now easing to a close in the teeth of a cold north westerly, Minimus minor did develop some chest infections.

A date was finally set for 1 March. This meant that Minimus minor would spend his second birthday (2 March) in intensive care. Last weekend the fears, imaginings and terrors hit me again. And with them, spiritual paralysis. I could not present these fears to Him in prayer. But I managed to admit them to a priest, and some easing followed that. And I can't say our general state of nerves was helped by the elder Minimus minor (who is four and a half) piping up over supper a few nights ago to say: 'God is coming to take Matthew away.'

Maybe He is. But if so, not yet. Two days before the operation Matthew developed a cough. A visit to our doctor showed that it had developed into a chest infection, and a phone call to the hospital confirmed that the operation would have to be postponed, it not being possible to operate while Matthew has an active chest infection. Now we're told there should only be a delay of two or three weeks.

However, I now have a very good idea of what a suddenly deflated tyre must feel like. Part of me is relieved to have this delay, and not having to face the radical giving over of my son into another's (and God's) hands that surgery represents. But, on the other hand, it means we'll have to face it all again. So if I go silent sometime in the next few weeks, it's probably because the operation is due.

Anyway, hopefully back to something like normal for the moment. Thank you for continuing to stop by my blog despite my absence.

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...

My apologies for my recent (relative) silence. I can only proffer the normal excuses of work and family commitments eating into all my waking hours, leaving none spare for blogging. I hope to get back to something like normal in a day or two.

Don't visit the Natural History Museum...

...on a wet Sunday afternoon at the end of half term unless you want first-hand experience of the sorts of geological pressures that turned the carbon in plants from dead matter to coal to diamond. It's a surprise that we weren't all fossilised and added to the exhibits: touristicus idiotisaurus.

Holding forth at the Keys

You know, if we were meant to stand up in front of people and talk to them, God would have given us mouths. Oh, he did. Well, mine wasn't that well engaged yesterday, but the talk must have been better than I thought as I've been asked to speak at a summer school this, um, season between spring and autumn, and possibly at Mount Street too.

If you're interested I was speaking to the Catholic Writers' Guild, also known as the Keys. There is also a northern branch which meets in Manchester, so if anyone reading this, who is in some way or other connected to publishing (and the connection can be fairly tenuous) then please click on the website for details.

On a side note, the ongoing feud between Mrs Minimus and my computer has reached new levels of intensity. Normally the computer cooperates reluctantly with her for a while before pulling in its electronic horns and refusing to do anything more, but she telephoned me earlier to say that that state of armed truce has been replaced by open warfare. The computer has withdrawn into its bunker and is refusing to emerge whatever Mrs Minimus does. We shall see when I get home whether I can entice the recalcitrant equipment into service again, or whether this is a permanent strike.

Life sucks and it's only going to get worse

I'm giving a talk this evening on 'Spiritual Science Fiction'. Little tingly sensations in the last two joints of my fingers and lips that require wetting with my tongue more often than normal. So wish me luck, please.

A theme I'll be tackling is how literary SF, as opposed to films and TV, has retreated into something of a geek ghetto, opaque to the outside world. Where are the Robert Heinleins, Arthur Clarkes or Isaac Asimovs of today? By the looks of it, writing screenplays. One reason for this, I suspect, is that what began as a literature of wonder and, usually, hope, has lost faith in the first half of its own name. Thus the prevalence of gloomy dystopias. And while the loss of faith in science as saviour is accurate (a tool of understanding cannot become in itself a means to salvation after all), it's not exactly surprising that a literature spinning variations on the theme: life sucks and it's only going to get worse has not found many readers outside its own circle.

But need this be so? Many of the best SF stories and novels, despite the generally anti-religious nature of the field, actually deal with transcendent themes: Walter Miller's 'A Canticle for Leibowitz', James Blish's 'A Case of Conscience', Arthur Clarke's 'The Nine Billion Names of God' and 'The Star'. So I'm going to argue that SF needs to recover these transcendent themes, and to this Christian and in particular Catholic authors can contribute greatly by providing an anthropology that gives full value to the human while not denying the transcendent. And SF I think also offers great potential avenues for taking the mickey out of some of the shibboleths of our age: push this culture's unspoken assumptions far enough and they invariably become either ludicrous or murderous, and often both at the same time. I'll let you know how it goes tomorrow: if I don't mention it, please allow my humiliation to sink into quiet internet obscurity; should I get too bumptious, please return me to earth.

My apologies...

...for yesterday's intemperate post. I was angry. Now I just feel tired. There probably won't be any more posts today; may I ask for your forbearance.

How does she do it?

Mrs Minimus is a most estimable woman but, really, how does she do it? Do what, I hear you ask? Well, let me put it like this: she is a good amateur flautist, of a standard competent enough to play in public, but she has somehow managed to swing it that she know regularly plays in a trio with one of the top professional cellists in the country. He even comes around to our house to rehearse with her. Honestly, it's like getting private sessions with Jacqueline du Pré.

You'd think it would stop there, but no! Mrs Minimus is currently taking instruction with view to being received into the Church this Easter, but does she go through the parish RCIA programme? No, she gets one of the top theological minds in the country to pop around and give her personal instruction every Sunday for an hour. I don't even get a chance to eavesdrop as I have to take the Minimuses minor out.

So, just how does she do it? (Jealous, moi?)

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